Wednesday, August 30, 2006

CHER'S SON FEARS STD INFECTION AFTER BEDDING PARIS


Yeah you heard right. Cher's son Elijah Allwood claims that after having sex with Paris Hilton, he was so afraid of catching an STD that he rushed downstairs to disinfect his 'area' with a household cleaner. Yeah like thats going to work! He also claims to have bedded Paris' rival Nicole Ritchie, who is now rumored to be dating Kristin Cavallari's ex Brody Jenner. I see the hollywood disease train is alive and growing.

2 Comments:

At August 31, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

HA HA HA HA HA HA!

 
At September 04, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

wow so lysol will kill away the crabbies? no

 

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